07/11/2009



Let me clarify

By drinking I mean….

A few sips of beer on an empty stomach to make me dizzy and silly.

15:38



Yes, folks!

I am drinking at 3 in the afternoon.

You gotta problem with that!!?

15:37



newfilosofee:

This is the latest of the collection.

Wishing I had a reason to get excited and someone to buy pretty underwear for.

newfilosofee:

This is the latest of the collection.

Wishing I had a reason to get excited and someone to buy pretty underwear for.

This post was reblogged from “Mark my words I might be something someday.”.

9:37



Rice Krispies Sush!

And I thought sushi couldn’t get any better.

Rice Krispies Sush!

And I thought sushi couldn’t get any better.

06/11/2009



My Little Town

So I’ve lived here for about a year and a half and noticed several interesting and colorful establishments nearby.

For example!

These are a few names of bars within a few miles of my house:

  • JP McNastie’s
  • Cooter Brown’s
  • Stubbie’s

13:17



My mom bought some of this the other day.
If I could, I would drink this stuff by the carton.
I might have to go get some to gobble down in secret.
Also available: Cinnamon, Gingerbread & Sugar Cookie

My mom bought some of this the other day.

If I could, I would drink this stuff by the carton.

I might have to go get some to gobble down in secret.

Also available: Cinnamon, Gingerbread & Sugar Cookie

12:40



Fruity Pebbles to the rescue!

Fruity Pebbles to the rescue!

12:10



When your son didn't let you sleep at all last night

And your body is fucking toxic from the Tetanus booster you had two days ago

And you wish you could take a nap because you feel like shit

And the baby cries and freaks out if you’re not holding him or playing with him 100% of the time

And he has a fever and snot is coming out of his nose every 2 minutes

And you probably have another 2 hours before he’ll take a nap

But you don’t think you can handle it because you’re half asleep, hurting, and pissed off

Just fill his little face with junk food. Trust me it works.

9:34



I buy toys for my son so I can play with them too.
Must get this for James’ Christmas Extravaganza!

I buy toys for my son so I can play with them too.

Must get this for James’ Christmas Extravaganza!

04/11/2009



Another no-study day.

I got two shots instead.

Still I feel a little guilty for not studying the human circulatory system.

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