Let me clarify
By drinking I mean….
A few sips of beer on an empty stomach to make me dizzy and silly.
By drinking I mean….
A few sips of beer on an empty stomach to make me dizzy and silly.
I am drinking at 3 in the afternoon.
You gotta problem with that!!?
This is the latest of the collection.
Wishing I had a reason to get excited and someone to buy pretty underwear for.
This post was reblogged from “Mark my words I might be something someday.”.
Rice Krispies Sush!
And I thought sushi couldn’t get any better.
So I’ve lived here for about a year and a half and noticed several interesting and colorful establishments nearby.
For example!
These are a few names of bars within a few miles of my house:
Fruity Pebbles to the rescue!
And your body is fucking toxic from the Tetanus booster you had two days ago
And you wish you could take a nap because you feel like shit
And the baby cries and freaks out if you’re not holding him or playing with him 100% of the time
And he has a fever and snot is coming out of his nose every 2 minutes
And you probably have another 2 hours before he’ll take a nap
But you don’t think you can handle it because you’re half asleep, hurting, and pissed off
Just fill his little face with junk food. Trust me it works.
I got two shots instead.
Still I feel a little guilty for not studying the human circulatory system.
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