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icallbullshitonthat

I feel you. My son is already starting his terrible twos and he is 15 months old.  :S

Dec 26th

incandescentlywitty: (via loveyourchaos) i want a bunny!...

Dec 26th

(via fuckyeahslightlyamusing)

Dec 26th

Merry Dysfunctional Christmas.

Dec 25th

I did something stupid last night.

I sent him a text saying Merry Christmas. Because if you can’t be civil on Christmas, and put...

Dec 25th

I'm loving the fun family stories, guys....

Dec 24th

I just said carpoo shampeter

Dec 24th

Listen

Be the One - The Ting Tings

Dec 24th

fuckyeahslightlyamusing: queue

Dec 24th

things that make me feel lonely

mijamia: thunder storms at night sad christmas love songs pre-packaged dinners for two emails...

Dec 24th

Appropriate attire for family outing? I thought so.

Dec 24th

Dec 24th

I got way too bored. Edit: It’s hard to properly show...

Dec 24th

Incoming! More nerdy deliciousness.

Dec 24th

Random tidbit of biology nerddom

Dec 23rd

Watch

I found out today that I can recite the not-so popular Disney lyrics verbatim after 15 years.

Dec 23rd

So when you have a water softener, your...

My Brother: I can't get this soap off my hands.
Mom: It's the soft water. It just feels that way.
My Brother: No, I'm serious it won't come off!
Mom: Trust me. Lick your hand.

Dec 23rd

I think the more nicknames you think of...

the more you miss them when they are gone.

Dec 23rd

Just getting ready for Saturday.

So Saturday is when my mom’s family is coming over for Christmas, and it’s not looking...

Dec 23rd

mychristmas: fuckyeahchristmas: cupcakelovers:(via...

Dec 23rd

You know how when you're making...

and you eat the dough before you put the cookies in the oven. And you just can’t stop eating...

Dec 23rd

Please I beg you. Stop whistling.

For my sanity. #3 biggest pet peeve.

Dec 22nd

I don't want to be an afterthought.

I better be on your mind all the time. I’m hot, motherfuckas!

Dec 22nd

James’ new quilt from British Columbia. It smells...

Dec 22nd

Holy crap, you guys. I was in such a bad mood but then two...

Dec 22nd

What I do want

is scrambled eggs, pancakes, bacon, sausage, toast, strawberries, orange juice and a glass of milk. ...

Dec 21st

How many times!?!

For the 234098459345th time: No I don’t want any tamales!!

Dec 21st

James met Santa for the first time.

Dec 21st

This poor Little Person. Was all set for a trip to Hawaii...

Dec 21st

How am I only just realizing that Zack and Cody are the same...

Dec 21st

I think of the most random things when...

I’ve been thinking a bit about hurt recently. What we feel when our actions appear to hurt...

Dec 21st

Favorite foods categorized by shape:

Ball - squid balls, cheese balls Round - Pizza, cheeseburger, chocolate chip cookies, grapes,...

Dec 21st

newfilosofee: :)

Dec 21st

Happy Monday! Eating Giant Cheetos. These things are...

Dec 21st

fattynatty: studentloansforbeermoney: emcum: ...

Dec 19th

Embarrassing Confession #92

I love all American Pie movies. Like ridiculously love them. Even the ones that went straight to...

Dec 19th

It's probably not a good thing that all...

Dec 19th

Listen

thetalkinghead: inothernews: just a friend | biz markie Mac and Dennis are on Welfare....

Dec 19th

This is how I snazzed up my room for Christmas.

Dec 19th

I'm brain tired.

you know when you’re not quite brain dead because that would be bad.

Dec 19th

Me dreaming about restaurants.

Dec 19th

Bad baby! Sit!

Dec 19th

Oh hi, delicious frozen dinner. I’m finally getting...

Dec 19th

For tinyunicorn. I can’t wait to taste thems!

Dec 19th

Part of the email I sent last night.

“For the first time in my life, I actually know what I want and what I don’t want. I...

Dec 19th

Sometimes when I am drying my hair I like to pretend...

Dec 18th

"God Hates ________."

newfilosofee: I find it so funny when we give God human characteristics like Hate or Anger or any...

Dec 18th

My Goal for Today: Obtain deliciousness in ball form.

Dec 18th

Best SBE ever. Totally brought back awesome memories.

Dec 18th

thetalkinghead: It happens to all of us… You’re driving...

Dec 18th

On hold with T-Mobile technical support

lalalalalalalallalaaaaaaaaa… HEY! Where’d the music go??

Dec 18th

I did the right thing last night.

For my heart, for my sanity, for my pride, and for me as a woman. It will take a little time, but I...

Dec 18th

WTF?

Why do all bad things tend to happen in the same week? I might vomit. Note to self: Buy...

Dec 18th

Oh no, what have I DONE!

I opened the box the garbage bags come in at the wrong place… Sorry, mom.

Dec 17th

thetalkinghead: GPOYW - got the meetup packet in the mail...

Dec 16th

Whoa. Happy early Christmas to me!

My dad just handed me a check for $835 to pay off James’ medical bills. Now I don’t have...

Dec 16th

because I'm bored and I desperately need...

A survey I stole from another post. Why the heck not? 1. Last beverage→ water 2. Last phone call→...

Dec 16th

Dec 14th

Dec 14th

Have to go to the date. Learn to dance. Definitely. Now.

Dec 14th

“I’m an excellent driver.”

Dec 14th

Dec 14th

Oh, Tom Cruise. I don’t know if I’ve seen a...

Dec 14th

Raymond: Uh oh. Fart. Charlie: Did you fart Ray? Did you...

Dec 14th

Holy crap these things are awesome. Good for me because I...

Dec 14th

I DVRed Atonement today.

And I fully intend to watch it tonight. And cry my guts out.

Dec 14th

I have been baking Christmas cookies for the past 3 days and...

Dec 13th

James was mad at me so I put his socks on his hands. Now he...

Dec 13th

My cookies won the “Best Decorated” prize in the...

Dec 13th

ouch

I just finished 90% of my cookies for tomorrow. Now I have sore shoulders and a tension headache....

Dec 12th

“If this were Russia - yeah! Sure! Everybody would go to one...”
— Michael Scott

Dec 11th

Making cookies today!

The neighborhood cookie contest is tomorrow! I can’t wait to see how they will turn out!

Dec 11th

When you're poor

and jobless, and way too much of your money is going toward stupid bills (ie storage), what do you...

Dec 11th

It's really stressful!

I wonder…if my mom wouldn’t obsess about food she can’t eat all the time, would...

Dec 10th

GPOYW: Silly baby edition

Dec 10th

Snowflake ribbon. This kid is gonna LOVE Christmas when he...

Dec 10th

Presents for James’ “teachers.” (Ladies at...

Dec 10th

I wasn't going to spend much on...

But of course I had to make up for it by over-doing it on wrapping decorations. Of course my...

Dec 9th

I just came to a really important...

interrobangin: drexin: I legitimately like mayonnaise. And not in a...

Dec 9th

Don't ask me questions when I have a...

Dec 9th

Watch

When this song came on, James was singing and swaying to the music. That tiny lad is the love of my...

Dec 8th

My parents and James are watching this. I always loathed...

Dec 8th

tinyunicorn: SPACE CITY TUMBLR MEETUP yay or neigh...

Dec 8th

Ffffffffffffffffffffff!

My brain is fuzzy. Looks like I’m gonna have to study the hard stuff like metabolic processes...

Dec 7th

I’m wearing my extra warm pink fluffy robe while...

Dec 6th

I caught James trying to steal a Brownie.

Dec 6th

Best baby ever!

Dec 6th

I should be studying...

but instead I’m assigning new ringtones to contacts in my phonebook.

Dec 5th

Delicious.

Dec 5th

Getting ready to brave the sleet and snow to spend the...

Dec 4th

So I have Google Wave.

And I don’t know how to use it. And I have 7 more invites. Anyone interested?

Dec 4th

Dec 4th

It's snowing!!

It’s sticking, too! This is the most snow we’ve gotten in years! Once it stops, photos...

Dec 4th

He got mad because I took away my eyeshadow. My son, ladies...

Dec 4th

Also I have a lot I need to do today.

I was supposed to go to my doctor and get part two of my Hep B vaccine series. I can’t risk...

Dec 4th

MyTouch!

My new phone is supposed to be delivered today. Of course this day has to coincide with the big...

Dec 4th

incandescentlywitty: genevieveolivia: ...

Dec 4th

Sex? Yes, please.

Dec 3rd

My treat tonight. <3 port

Dec 3rd

LMAO

I just caught my mom trying to cut into a coconut with a kitchen knife.

Dec 3rd

MyTouch is arriving at my door on Friday! I’m...

Dec 2nd

Listen

icallbullshitonthat: musicforyourcoffee: Radiohead + Björk – I’ve Seen It All Selma reblog!...

Dec 1st

The Costco Curse

My mom just bought 4 lbs of chocolate truffles from Costco for $10. Seriously…who can walk...

Dec 1st