23/12/2009



Appropriate attire for family outing?
I thought so.

Appropriate attire for family outing?

I thought so.

17:52



17:51



I got way too bored.
Edit: It’s hard to properly show my tiny budget when the scale increments are $10,000.

I got way too bored.

Edit: It’s hard to properly show my tiny budget when the scale increments are $10,000.

17:49



Incoming! More nerdy deliciousness.

16:50



16:31



I found out today that I can recite the not-so popular Disney lyrics verbatim after 15 years.

16:29



So when you have a water softener, your hands feel extra soft after washing them.

  • My Brother: I can't get this soap off my hands.
  • Mom: It's the soft water. It just feels that way.
  • My Brother: No, I'm serious it won't come off!
  • Mom: Trust me. Lick your hand.

16:10



I think the more nicknames you think of for a person

the more you miss them when they are gone.

12:33



Just getting ready for Saturday.

So Saturday is when my mom’s family is coming over for Christmas, and it’s not looking very good for me so far.

My bullshit tolerance is way down this year, and I’m speaking my mind when someone pisses me off. I don’t know how I’m going to suffer through the visit of my uncle’s wife. My BS-o-meter is going to be cracked and leaking mercury.

But apparently, I need to have more patience, according to my mom. Right. So I need an infinite amount of patience to put up with her, the one who never knows what’s going on because she’s lost in her head. And my dad, who never hears anything you say because he’s so used to drowning out my mom.

Yeah, so that’s not a lot to ask of me. Infinite patience for two people I’m amazed they make it through the day without making some sort of fatal accident.

Or maybe I’m just a miserable bitch.

7:56



This post was reblogged from Little finds for Christmas.

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