When your son didn't let you sleep at all last night
And your body is fucking toxic from the Tetanus booster you had two days ago
And you wish you could take a nap because you feel like shit
And the baby cries and freaks out if you’re not holding him or playing with him 100% of the time
And he has a fever and snot is coming out of his nose every 2 minutes
And you probably have another 2 hours before he’ll take a nap
But you don’t think you can handle it because you’re half asleep, hurting, and pissed off
Just fill his little face with junk food. Trust me it works.
